Eggs!
A hen discards, from her feathered butt
a hard-shelled, goo-filled
two-toned chick dome
past-tense embryonic hut
Who thought, ‘hey neat
looks good enough to eat’
despite the fact that it might be
a chicken poop and not a treat
Milk!
A cow lets drip, from her multi-nippled utter
a warm off-whitish liquid
that when churned turns into butter
Who thought, ‘Ooo yum
just might taste like spiced rum’
ignoring that it begins at
a skin jug resting near the bum
We scorn, farm dogs
when they feast upon doo doo
but we may as well yell at ourselves
‘cause Eggs & Milk could be poo too